AFC East
1 Patriots
2 Jets
3 Bills
4 Dolphins
AFC North
1 Bengals
2 Steelers
3 Ravens
4 Browns
AFC South
1 Colts
2 Titans
3 Jaguars
4 Texans
AFC West
1 Chargers
2 Broncos
3 Cheifs
4 Raiders
NFC East
1 Eagles
2 Cowboys
3 Giants
4 Redskins
NFC North
1 Bears
2 Packers
3 Vikings
4 Lions
NFC South
1 Saints
2 Panthers
3 Buccaneers
4 Falcons
NFC West
1 49ers
2 Seahawks
3 Rams
4 Cardinals
AFC Wildcard
Steelers over Jets
Broncos over Titans
NFC Wildcard
Cowboys over Rams
Seahawks over Giants
AFC Divisional
Chargers over Patriots
Steelers over Broncos
NFC Divisional
49ers over Cowboys
Saints over Seahawks
AFC/NFC Champs
Chargers over Steelers
Saints over 49ers
Superbowl
Chargers over Saints
So it's been about a month and two weeks that She Who Shall Not Be Named has been on the friggin' news. I stopped watching simply because I'm so tired of hearing about She Who Shall Not Be Named that I stopped watching the news about a month ago, yes after it was two weeks. Really, people, ITS NOT A BIG DEAL. Call me evil, but I really don't care. She was a nobody. She went from working at Wal-Mart and Red Lobster to being a stripper. Wow. What a role model. Oh, and then she was playmodel of the year. What a career. She met her future 89 year old husband at a strip club. Where did you meet your hubsand? Well... I was giving him a lap dance. And the way he put the 100 dollar bills in my G-string, oh I just knew it was true love! Did she ever live with him? You know what. I'll just stop. I think I've made a point. Let's move to a more serious subject.
Congress just sucks with the system we have right now. Well, it's not really the system, it's the fucktards in the system. They focus on what is in the news and are totally REACTIONARY to what they think the people would want. The thing is the people don't know what they want. If they went totally off by what the people want all the time, Congress would be investigating as to who is the father of She Who Shall Not Be Named's baby. They used to take the initiative and make the news. Now the news makes Congress. It's all about votes more than what's right and what's better for the greater good. Both parties do it. Though the Democrats are seemingly doing it more with the spread of internet and youtube. The Republicans do it too. They see "Oh, steroids in baseball, that's what the people are talking about, let's fix it!" Who the hell cares about baseball when we have China wanting to take over Taiwan, South America on fire, and not to mention crazed Muslims blowing themselves up. Now I think it's a good thing, sure, fix baseball. But not when we have other things to do first. Like protecting Americans. Congress seems to care more about the firing of 8 attourneys. You know how many Clinton fired? 96!
And this whole Anti-War bill is just bullshit. I mean really. Just look at what else is in this bill. It includes money for peanut storage and shrimp fishing. Shrimp fishing. Shrimp fishing! What in the hell does peanut storage and shrimp fishing have to do with the war in Iraq? If the Democrats really wanted to stop the war. If they really think it is unjust. If they really think it's one hundred percent the wrong thing to do, they would stop funding the war. I voted for a Democrat. Yes, one Democrat. And I want to shoot myself in the face for doing so. I would have voted for a third party but there are none. Why? Cause Democrats don't want any. Republicans want some, but only when it's convenient for 'em. (Like Ralph Nader was)
Who is really to "blame" for the Iraq War? Saddam surely didn't help. Kicking out weapons inspectors. The FBI didn't help in tracking the weapons. The U.N. didn't help with their Oil for Food scandals. A majority of countries in Europe were profiting from Iraq. Why go to war with them? And I hate this "They didn't have nukes." For all you know, they could have been moved to Syria. Anyway, our military generals didn't help. But who the hell would blame the military? After all, they didn't protect the borders. How do you not secure the borders of a country when you go to war with them? Why didn't we just bomb the shit out of Fallujah the first time before all the insurgents spreaded out? And why did the Democrats vote for the war if they so wholeheartedly disagree with it now? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsiepop?
How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Fuck it, let's protest the light bulb 'til it turns on. I love how Democrats complain to hell about how Bush was elected by a minority of people in 2000. Well you know since the Democrats hold the power, you cold try to get rid of the Electoral College. Ah, nevermind, the MAJORITY of people want the Electoral College. So fuck off. In other news, I possibly saw the best thing ever in Wilmington a few weeks ago. Stephanie and I were driving on College and you wouldn't believe it. There were about three protesters holding signs against the Iraq war. La-de-frickin-da. We went to lunch. We came back about an hour and a half later and they were gone. Now that's just sad. And what did they get for their trouble? A blog post from some random dude on the internet. Wow. And they say protesting matters.
Well that was my rant. Ciao
I don't know what wrong with the guy. I don't even have the words to describe how much of an idiot he is. Even Barry Sanders says he did it. And if Barry says he did then he did 'cause Barry knows best. I mean he's hall of fame; he knows everything. He knows where Atlantis is. He probably knows where Osama bin Laden is too. Hell, even Osama bin Laden doesn't have the guts to go out and write a book about the people he murdered. I don't even know if the assclown can write but that's beside the point. He still hasn't done that yet. Congrats O.J., you're a bigger douchebag than the #1 most wanted man on Earth. And perhaps even Tom Cruise. Now you're on a whole new level of douchebaginess.
I bet it's a fine work of literature though. I mean the guy can't even speak without using a triple negative and yes there is such thing, sadly. At least when it comes to football players. I mean I can understand bin Laden better than most football players. Basketball players are the worst but I won't get into that. Half of them didn't even go to college. Personally, I don't think I'd ever say this but I actually hope Terrell Owens's children books sell more than O.J.'s book. "Little T.O. Learns to Share" has a better title too. It's a lot better than "If I Did It, Here's How It Happened." At least T.O. knows how to half-ass his way into an apology. Plus he would never try to kill anyone. Besides himself of course.
Anyway, now to more important things like football, LOST, and (I suppose) wedding planning (lol). Well my Chargers are #1 in the division and are up against the Broncos come Sunday night which should be a game of flat out awesomeness. My predictions this year have been..pretty bad. I think I picked Arizona to win the NFC West. They've won a total of one game. Even Oakland has won more games. San Fransisco has won four which makes no sense. That hasn't happened since like Jerry Rice. I think the world's coming to an end. But the San Diego/Denver game will be a good finale to human kind. I'll make a cream cheese bagel with eggs and bacon at halftime. And of course a big glass of pulpless OJ.
It's getting that time of year again when I walk outside and my man-nipples freeze. Ah, the coldness, I love it. However, there's no LOST for three months. I think I'll make it though. I have enough to keep me busy until February 7th. The fall-finale was bloody awesome, I loved it. Jack is the man. Other than LOST and football there's another little thing I have been waiting for: the wedding! Stephanie and I went to wedding camp. It was actually pretty good. We saw Stranger than Fiction afterwards, which was pretty good, not as good as I thought it would be but and awesome movie nonetheless. We have a photographer and a caterer. It's going good so far. While I do wish the wedding was here already, I'm having fun with all the planning stuff. Stephanie and I are going to San Fransisco next week to my parent's for Thanksgiving. My Nana and Papa are going too. It's their 50th wedding anniversary. Their sending their luggage via the US Postal Service. Call me crazy but I think I trust the airlines more than the post office lol.
Well, that's all for now. I might post again tomorrow. So long.
